Science Project

"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes. I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."-Bill Gates convincing people to give money to Africa for Malaria

They'll be Dancing in the Street

"It wasn't until after the performance that the four musicians became aware that the mysterious man who knew all the words to Super Trouper was one of the most powerful men in the world: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.

It's believed the Kremlin picked up the tab."

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Tender Cut

"I'm gonna cut 'em out and get 'em back."

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Abuse is having a mom that looks like that

"Forensic psychologist N.G. Berrill said naming a boy Hitler could be considered child abuse."

The Internet, a dangerous place for your child

“It worries me - like anybody with children,” he says. “Leaving your child for two hours completely unregulated on the internet is not something you can do."

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What if it was a magical adventure of a tube sock with a moustache?

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Teen Daydreams

One day, Jason says, he was stopped in the hall by Joe Maimone, the school's police officer, who asked him outright if the gossip was true. Jason spilled his guts, telling Maimone about sex with Ms. Tapp, the love triangle with Scibilia, the way the whole thing was messing with his mind. According to Jason, the policeman hung on every word — then jubilantly high-fived him, promising not to tell anyone.

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